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Amateur photographer. Professional Disney AP.
Here lies the adventures of my lovely little life that make me smile. Here's hoping they do the same for you. Have a magical day!
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

Typing ‘LOL’ when your face has less expression than a brick.

Renoirs (via renoirs)



it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

fucking fuck yes.

Why the fuck do relationships with people have to be so complicated


i need to lose 20 pounds by monday


All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

Pores cleaned
Face washed
Teeth whitened

Face audition, I’m ready for you